Let's Think About This Shall We?

(Funny how often things occur to me while in the lavatory)
I noticed a funny thing this morning as I was putting the freshly cleaned toilet seat down in the ladies room. It occured to me that some people use a piece of toilet paper to put it down so they didn't have to touch the seat and then probably use an ass gasket when they actually use the toilet. . . to these people i say "OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!" the toilet seat gets cleaned like twice a day. . . there's probably little or no germs on that seat. You should be more weary of the little nob that people use to lock the stall door, or other frequently touched places on said door. THINK ABOUT IT! Do you EVER see the cleaning lady in there cleaning that little handle thing? ever? NO. But right after people wipe their ass or what ever they are doing in that stall that's the FIRST THING THEY TOUCH!!!!! IT NEVER GETS CLEANED!!!! Now I'm not in any way discouraging the use of ass gaskets or weariness of germs, My heart goes out to my fellow germ-a-phobs. But BE SMART about it. . .I just can't imagine people being so freaked out about the toilet seat and then just haphazardly touching the stall door. Or the little tampon box! come on kids, no one ever cleans that box . . .and no one ever washes their hands before touching it. There are SO Many things around that people just put their hands all over with complete disregard to cleanliness. . . door handles! Shopping carts! YOUR DESK AT WORK! the key pad for your debit/credit card at any store . . , MOST things at wal-mart! any sort of chair/bench/bleacher in any public place. . .None of these things are cleaned as often and as thuroughly as a toilet seat and you people are scared of the toilet seat.