I think it's so cool when your foot falls asleep. I try not to move so I don't "wake it up" I just sit there and let it sleep. . .it feels like it should make a noise, it should make the noise a TV makes when there's just static. I think that sound is fitting.
Can I just say, (on a completely different subject) The third piercing in my ears was by far the dumbest piercing I've ever gotten. I can't wear earrings in them, its like there is too much scar tissue so no earring is long enough to stay in there. . . I lost a beautiful pair of real diamond earrings before I realized that. It was the stupidest thing I ever did. . .i hate it, I wish I never did it. I got it done at the very beginning of tenth grade so that was what? that was 7? years ago. . .wow. I'm old. Anyways. . . They haven't healed at all, to pinch it between your fingers it feels like there is a little ball in there, it's just a mass of scar tissue and it looks like there's still a hole there. It doesn't look like my other piercing it looks like it's a brand new hole. I HATE IT!
While we're on the subject of earrings that brings me to my next thought. . .GOOD HELL I am so glad everyone is starting to get over those "parties" Ya know! the "come to my house I'm having a party, oh and by the way if you buy this much of this I get this much free stuff so bring your check book!” sort of parties . . . like Lia Sophia or At Home America. . .jeez i hated those. There's nothing I hate worse than someone trying to sell me something. ESPECIALLY when it's a friend and they make you feel obligated to buy something so they can get their free stuff. . .OYE thank you friends for stopping that crazy-ness
So there is this book on a desk I pass every single day, that i find quite hilarious --->
Every time I see it I laugh cause it makes me think "DON'T SASS ME BOY" Hahahhahaha ya know like SASS like smart ass, or smart mouth, or sassy. I just think it's funny. I like to think it's a book that teaches you how to mouth off to people. . .I could write a book like that. Maybe I'll write my OWN little sas book and make money off of it. . .I really should write a book that teaches people how to be ass holes. . .wait, maybe no. . . there's no need for that.
So I have a funny story. Yesterday I went to tinkle in the little girls room. Well I walk in and there is some quiet little chick a few stalls down. So I choose to for-go my usual stall(yes I have one stall that I use every single time, I like to think no one else uses it)ANYWAYS I enter the stall the farthest away, ya know, it's just common courtesy. I hate it when there's a whole row of stalls open and someone HAS to choose the one directly next to you. Well I pee and I flush and I go out and wash my hands and as I'm drying them I realize the woman in the other stall has not made one single noise the whole time I’ve been in there. so you KNOW she's just pinched off a loaf and is waiting for me to leave so she can go on with her little uh B.M. ya know. . . that's what IIIII do so I want to test it. . .I wanted to see if I'm the only one who does that. So I go to the door and I swing it open, it makes it's very distinctive sqqqqwwwwwweeeeaaaak as it's closing so she thinks she's in the clear. well I didn't leave I'm staking it out to see if she really was holding it til I was gone. . .well sure enough as SOON as that door closed she let out THE LOUDEST fart I have EVER heard that thing ECHOED through out the whole bathroom. I was just standing there trying SOOO HARD to not laugh out loud I had to hurry and leave so I could laugh oh my god I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. . .hahahahahahha I kill me. SO now I know, everyone does that.
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